10. The difference between their mascot Swoop and Foghorn Leghorn is very subtle to the untrained eye.
Swoop
Foghorn Leghorn
9. They're the Spyewts.
8. Brigham Young founded the University of Deseret, not the University of Utah.
7. The next big earthquake in Utah will most likely have its epicenter near the U of U. Probably on account of all the unrighteousness.
6. No matter how many times you bust the BCS, it will never add up to a national championship.
5. The prophet lives in Salt Lake?... Oh, just like Daniel lived in Babylon, right?
4. The U of U chemistry department claimed to have invented perpetual motion a few years back... their recipe was later revealed to be one for beer.
3. Red is the least powerful color in the visible spectrum, while blue is among the most powerful. Thus there is, by default, little light at the U.
2. The blood in my veins only turns red when it is corrupted by the filth of the world.
1. The girls like boys and the boys do too!
