Think Again

APRIL FOOLS!!! In case you were at all wondering, the blag post immediately before this one is completely and totally fallacious in every way. The only truth in that post was that the application deadline for the University of SPEWtah's CE department was in April 1st. Now let's review some facts:

• FACT: I did not apply to the University of Utah for graduate school.
• FACT: I have never actually set foot on the University of Utah campus.
• FACT: I hate Utah. I hate everything about them.
• FACT: Utah's Civil Engineering program is actually ranked #48 in the nation according to US News and World Report.
• FACT: I was actually totally unimpressed by the U's Civil Engineering program and research.
  
• FACT: I will never apply to Utah for anything, unless it's a contract to blow the whole thing to the ground.
• FACT: The dude on the right-hand sidebar of the U's Civil Engineering Website looks like a child molester.
• FACT: None of the people in the pictures on the U's website looked all that attractive.
• FACT: Red is the color of Satan.
• FACT: 26-23
• FACT: I will be a die-hard Cougar until the day I die.
• FACT: I am currently wearing my, "Friends Don't Let Friends go to the U of U" shirt.
• FACT: This symbol kicks trash:

Interestingly enough, after a full day of lies, treachery and deceit, I feel closer to the spirit of the University of Utah. It's kind of sad, I feel like I need to wash my hands clean from sin... After this experience I think I'm going to be wearing all my BYU gear for 3 days straight... and maybe burning my "Utes" t-shirt. :D