Recently, I've realized that dating women is a lot like gambling at casinos. Not having much experience with either women or gambling, I came up with some characteristics of both. Let's examine the evidence, in both scenarios:
- You can't win if you don't play.
- You're more likely to get struck by lightening 35 times than you are to win the jackpot.
- They'll dump you shortly after you run out of money.
- If you lose too big, too often, they'll take your house.
- Your odds of getting arrested skyrocket.
- They seem like a better idea when you're inebriated.
- They're pure consumption. Every dollar that you devote to them is gone forever, and you'll never see it again.
- Along the same lines, you'll never be richer than the day before you started playing.
