Saturday, November 5, 2011

The Obligatory Google Search Results Post

What brings people who don't know me to this blag?  Well, Google has given me some insights via my Blogger Stats page.  Here are all the search terms that people have typed into Google to end up at this page, whether they meant to, or not.  The search terms will be in all lower case, since that's how Google does things.  Enjoy.
  • kathy buck.  Undoubtedly from this post where I thought I had a snowball's chance in heck of getting a job with Bechtel.
  • tangled black short hair movie disney.  It took me a while to find a picture of Rapunzel from the movie Tangled after Rider had cut off her hair, so I'm glad some other people could find it here.
  • a series of unfortunate dudefests.  Yes!  Someone's looking specifically for my blag.  :)
  • "appropriate touching" lds. Not exactly sure which post that would have led to; probably one of the ones on Gary Chapman's love languages and physical touch.
  • andra pathakis staley. Someone scouring the internet for Andra.  May have even been Andra herself.  Ring check!
  • byu football pictures dennis pita.  And yes, they did actually misspell it "pita."  Dennis PITTA.
  • cu boulder 4.0 grading scale.  I'm sad to say that all my posts on grad school probably didn't help anyone who typed this into Google.
  • fall walls of jericho.  I'd like to think that this post is making its way around the internet.
  • foghorn leghorn "flying".  Undoubtedly from my comparison of Foghorn Leghorn to Swoop in this post.
  • lds young women.
  • most interesting man in the world cunnilingus.  The query for the most interesting man in the world came from this post... but I'm pretty sure I haven't mentioned cunnilingus in this blag... until now.
  • a reenactment of a famous collaboration, starring eller.  I'm pretty sure this one wins the award for most random and ridiculous.  I have no idea what this means, and I'm okay with that.
  • doyon limited.  Back when I thought Doyon might actually be hiring construction engineers.
  • female working out.  Sorry guys, no softcore porn here.
  • walls of jericho cross section
  • walls of jericho resonance.
Well that was fun.  I now look forward to even more hits from these search terms as a result of mentioning them in the text of this blag.