Comparison Shopping

Disclaimer: This post is a joke, and if you take it seriously, you're stupid.

Recently, I've realized that dating women is a lot like gambling at casinos. Not having much experience with either women or gambling, I came up with some characteristics of both. Let's examine the evidence, in both scenarios:

• You can't win if you don't play.
• You're more likely to get struck by lightening 35 times than you are to win the jackpot.
• They'll dump you shortly after you run out of money.
• If you lose too big, too often, they'll take your house.
• Your odds of getting arrested skyrocket.
• They seem like a better idea when you're inebriated.
• They're pure consumption. Every dollar that you devote to them is gone forever, and you'll never see it again.
• Along the same lines, you'll never be richer than the day before you started playing.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that women should be illegal in every state except Nevada... ironically where prostitution is legal in some areas. XD