I came up with this one a while back, but suddenly felt the need to share it here.
The Top Ten Reasons why BYU women wouldn't date Jesus
(According to William White)
10. Facial Hair-Nothing screams apostasy like a full beard.
9. He didn't earn his "Duty to God" certificate.
8. ...or his Eagle Scout.
7. ...nor did he graduate seminary.
6. He's too old-Either 33 or 2009 years old, depending on how you look at it.
5. He's too nice of a guy-"It was so great of him to save my everlasting soul... I don't want to ruin that with a relationship."
4. He doesn't have a car-"You want me to walk to campus in THESE HEELS?!?!?!"
3. Her roommate still loves him-"I just don't want to feel like I'm sharing you with Alisa."
2. He doesn't have enough earning potential-"You're a carpenter? You speak really good Aramaic for a Mexican!"
1. He's not an RM-"Where'd you serve your mission again?... They don't have a mission in Jerusalem!"
I have slight facial hair, never got my Duty to God Award, didn't get my Eagle Scout (never did scouts period, actually), I didn't graduate from seminary, I don't have a car (or a valid license) and I'm currently unemployed. But yet, I still went out with a cutie on Friday (skipped the last hour hydrology for it, hehe.)
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