Somebody to Love would be Good Too...

Based on my recent struggles with employment and the crapconomy, I've decided to rewrite the classic Queen song, "Somebody to Love." Enjoy.

Someplace I Can Work
Remix of 'Somebody to Love'
by Queen

Can anybody find me someplace I can work?

Each time I check my email I die a little.

Can Hardly believe what I see.

I take a look at my CV and I cry.

Oh, what's been happening to me?

I've spent all of my years believing that,

If I had a degree I'd be fine!

Somebody, Somebody...

Can anybody find me someplace I can work?

I'll work hard every day of my life.

I'll work till I ache in my bones.

I don't even ask for much hard-earned pay all of my own.

I feel like there are bees,

chasing after me,

but they're really my student loans!

Oh somebody, somebody...

Can anybody find me someplace I can work?

(He'll work hard)

Everyday I apply and apply and apply

But everybody wants to send me down

To the unemployment line!

They say my benefits are about to run out

Got no way to pay

I'm even on my 14th mortgage!

No, no no no...

Oh Gosh,

Somebody, somebody...

Can anybody find me someplace I can work?

Got no cash, I got no credit.

The bank keeps taking my stuff.

Not okay, not alright.

I don't want to sell my spleen!

I gotta get out of this economy.

Someday I'm gonna be employed!

Find me someplace I can work.

Can anybody find me someplace I can work?