It's Been a While

So, I've decided that it's been a long while since I sat down and wrote a good, old fashioned, song parody. So I did. :D. I've always thought that the band "Green Day" had a good sound, which is generally good enough to sell a bunch of records, however I'm the type of guy who likes to actually listen to the lyrics of songs. (What a concept, right?) I'd tell you why I dislike Green Day's music, but I think the parody song that I wrote says it much better. :D

"Hate America"
What Green Day Really Wants to Say.
Composed by William White

Parody of "Know Your Enemy"

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Morals like your charity,
They're such a rarity;
Why must you cause this parity? wah hey!

Prudence is an atrophy,
On all humanity,
Practiced in a bland sobriety!

We rise up in our stridency,
Against democracy,
To give the foreign terrorists control!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Really commies in disguise,
With our hair over our eyes,
We'll bring America to its demise!

Well, morals are a rarity, oh ay, oh ay,
Well, life is the eternity, oh ay, oh ay,
Well, prudence is an atrophy, oh ay, oh ay,
So rise up in your stridency and gimme gimme autocracy!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Do you hate America?
Do you hate America?
You're gonna hate America. wah hey!

Prudence is an atrophy,
On all humanity,
Practiced in a bland sobriety!

We rise up in our stridency,
Against democracy,
To give the foreign terrorists control!

Another Song Parody I Feel Compelled to Share

I wrote this one shortly after the most recent defeat of the Georgia Bulldogs by the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. This one took me about 25 minutes at 1 am while I was hyped up on Mountain Dew.

The Battle Hymn of the Yellow Jackets

By: William White

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Bulldogs in defeat!
They are being trampled underneath the Yellow Jackets feet!
Their power is in politics, in payoffs and deceit.
But truth in marching on!

Chorus:
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
The cesspool of the south!

We’ve always known that with the BCS, they are in bed!
Their glory on the football field is done by muscle-heads.
But when they’re through with college, they’ll be living in a shed!
‘Cause truth is marching on!

Chorus

They look all day into a mirror while their biceps they flex.
They always boast a plentitude of alcohol and sex.
But, in the end, our signatures will be on their paychecks!
While truth in marching on!

Chorus

As we can clearly see, I have way too much fun doing this. Hope you enjoy it.

Heritage of the URL

Seeing as I have successfully acquired this URL, I feel that it is my duty to add the anthem of this site. A parody of University of Utah's fight song which I have entitled "Today's Utah Man."

Today's Utah Man,
by William White

Verse:
I am a Utah man, sir, I'm barfing up my spleen,
Our kegstands are the most intense that ever will be seen.
Our women are the hottest, and each a dirty ho, Their flatulence you'll hear it through the valley yo, fo sho!

Chorus:

Who am I, sir,
A Utah man today,
A Utah man sir,
I swear that I’m not gay!
Yippy-ki-yay!
We use the snuff, we only bluff, we're game for any cuss,
No other gang of college men can match our endless lust.
So fill your lungs with Cannabis, 'cause times have changed these days,
We'll eat, we'll drink, we'll be merry, for crime, it always pays!

Verse:

I remember the night of prom, I took six skanky hoes,

It’s okay, when you’re a Utah Man, that’s just how it goes.

No matter if a pot smoker, or in just roller skates,

The people all admit we are the queerest gang in state.

Chorus

Verse:

We may not live forever on this jolly good ol’ sphere,

But while we do we’ll live a life of merriment and cheer.

And when our probation’s o’er and night is drawing nigh,

We’ll say before the bar of God, “A Utah Man Am I!”

Ki-Yi!

I wrote this during an off hour that I had on BYU campus a couple days before the 2007 BYU-Utah Football game, only days before I witnessed the 49-yard pass from Max Hall to Austin Collie on 4th and 18... and subsequently charged the field. And yeah, I know... it's awesome.