Another Song Parody I Feel Compelled to Share

I wrote this one shortly after the most recent defeat of the Georgia Bulldogs by the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets. This one took me about 25 minutes at 1 am while I was hyped up on Mountain Dew.

The Battle Hymn of the Yellow Jackets

By: William White

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Bulldogs in defeat!
They are being trampled underneath the Yellow Jackets feet!
Their power is in politics, in payoffs and deceit.
But truth in marching on!

Chorus:
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
To heck, to heck, to heck with Georgia!
The cesspool of the south!

We’ve always known that with the BCS, they are in bed!
Their glory on the football field is done by muscle-heads.
But when they’re through with college, they’ll be living in a shed!
‘Cause truth is marching on!

Chorus

They look all day into a mirror while their biceps they flex.
They always boast a plentitude of alcohol and sex.
But, in the end, our signatures will be on their paychecks!
While truth in marching on!

Chorus

As we can clearly see, I have way too much fun doing this. Hope you enjoy it.