There are probably only a very few people who would know me well enough to know to what proportion of the United States I've been. Let me just say that it's quite sizable. I've actually been to forty out of the fifty States. For the five fourths of Americans who don't understand fractions, that's four fifths... but I digress. I've been thinking recently that I'd definitely like to visit the remaining ten States sometime relatively soon. The real issue here is exactly what I would do in the States which I haven't visited once I got there. A few of these states have some really sweet attractions... most of them, however are not all that noteworthy. Let's review the possibilities:
Hawaii-Not a problem in terms of attractions. As long as you have the money you'll never run out of things to do.
Alaska-Once again, not a problem. Plenty of things to do and see, especially when you consider that I'm part Alaskan Native.
Washington-I'd stick around Seattle, and I'd have a grand time. (I promise these get less entertaining)
Oregon-Not as much to do, but could go to the beach at the very least.
North Dakota-Maybe some duck hunting and seeing the geographical center of North America...that's about it.
Minnesota-I'd probably try to find someone who actually talks like a stereotypical Midwesterner, and video tape them next to a sign that says, "Welcome to Minnesota."
Wisconsin-Try some cheese... visit the Harley Plant... maybe...
Michigan-Go to Hell and take lots of pictures and buy souvenirs... then get the eph out.
Vermont-Acquire some maple syrup... visit Lake Champlain?
West Virginia-???
Hmm... now that I go over it in my mind these places sound a lot more entertaining than I originally figured. I definitely going to have to do these things when I go to these places.
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