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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
New Baseball Concept
So recently I've been able to view lots of baseball over the past few weeks, and have thought of a new and extraordinarily offensive new idea. Four strikeouts in a single game has come to be know as a "Golden Sombrero"... along with other variations like the "Bronze Sombrero" for three strikeouts and "Platinum Sombrero" for five strikeouts in a single game.
Now this new idea requires a little bit of background information for those who are not entirely familiar with the game. When a player strikes out, the symbol "K" is used on the scorecard to denote such. My new and revolutionary baseball lingo idea is to call three strikeouts in a row a "White Hood." Why you ask? This is where the offensive part comes in (especially when you consider my last post.) Since a strikeout is denoted by the letter K three strikeouts in a row would result in "KKK" being emblazoned on that players slot on the scorecard. Thus three strikeouts in a row would be called a "White Hood." :D
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